The end is nigh! With the approach of the total eclipse of the sun, Eli is here to guide you on a tour of four massive esoteric theories detailing when, where, and why the Biblical Apocalypse might have a date with destiny right in our own backyard. Is he off his rocker? Is he smoking some really good stuff? Before you pick up the phone and call out because what's the point, let the DUSE connect the dots between WWI, WWII, 912, CERN, the Messiah, the Antichrist, and... Apocalypse Cow!