A bumper festive issue that has aliens, commandments and meat and is stuffed full of fruits and nuts.

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Comedy

This week's episode is a total hoot. There's the suspicious amount of money that Boris Johnson spent on getting Russians to furnish a room in Number 10, some outrageous spending by the Home Office and a bang-up-to-date call from last weekend.

A big bit of Polish meat

This week, a child takes a crooked maths test and we find out what the government spends on itself when we're not looking.

A set of steak knives and a fondue set

This week's clips include a man calling on an old phone, there's a problem with fish and we find a replacement for Prime Minister Boris Johnson but he might need lots of naps.

Nailing the phone to the wall

This weeks clips include some wet news from a loch, a reminder of who is responsible for a controversial traffic measure and I pick a place for us all to escape to.

A holiday invasion

It was autumn 2020 and I made a prediction about Donald Trump that Donald Trump tried to make come true and we were laughing in the face of what the world had sent us. Think of it as an historical document with giggles.

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