Alright so you’ve read all the bad reviews before the movie even came out. You’ve probably watched the movie by now or you’ve decided to not watch it cause everyone says it sucks. So now you’ve come here to get expert advice on if you should watch it or not. You came to the wrong place! Here’s our hot mess express review of Eternals! Let us know on Instagram if you watched it and what you thought! How many spit beers would you rate it?! Are you a 1-10 or 1-5 kind of rater?! We need to know!