Are Venus flytraps the badasses of the plant world? Why don’t people hate Batman for being rich? Is Columbo the reason Mark isn’t married? And who the hell keeps putting mayo in all the otherwise decent sandwiches at the supermarket?! We attempt to answer all these questions on today’s EvE! Then, in a rather self-indulgent edition of The Thing About That, we celebrate ourselves, fantasise about being Internet famous, and throw major shade at certain other podcasts. You know who you are! (Just kidding, we’re not talking about you, please don’t hate us.)

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