The Human Torch huffs gas with his alien girlfriend, Colossus falls in love with the Torch's alien girlfriend, Doctor Doom turns down the advances of a goddess, and Molecule Man makes an example of Pile Driver. All this an more in issue #5 of Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars from September, 1984.

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