Are baby carrots a sexual gateway vegetable to pickles? Does the term "unencumbered by pants" make anyone else queasy? If Cardi B made a video about sex with a cucumber, would she call it "Twerkin with the Gerkin"? Why do Girl Scout cookies taste better when they're delivered to your door with no interaction with those little green uniformed monsters? Why is the Midwest always 6 years behind the rest of the country, are they in some kind of competition with Florida the rest of us don't know about? Guess who has a Tik Tok account now, and just because Mark and Mike are world famous, incredibly successful podcast pioneers doesn't mean we don't have technical difficulty once in awhile. (way to go Mark)

This and oh so much more, in episode 29 of Hello Stupid with Mark and Mike.