WHO'S SURPRISED?! I've been fired from almost all of my jobs -- probably 98 percent of them. Deadass a majority of them were not my fault. Lying and poor management is something we've probably all encountered. But I think I've encountered a little bit more than others. The closest it's been to my fault was probably due to my "quiet quitting" demeanor. These are all true stories. No embellishment. I'm just not meant to be employed.