Oh baby, we have a Spec Off on our hands – back-to-back episodes where these aspiring writers try to craft the best spec script for the same TV show.

Pat C kicks off the Spec-Off with a script for "Everybody Loves Raymond", and Ryan T. certainly has his work cut out for him. 

Two spec scripts enter, no one leaves.

Also, Pat and Ryan are normal now, thanks to some sci-fi medical wizardry. They've never even heard of a yogurt cult, much less run one.