Hi everyone, my name is Helga, and now I'm going to tell you a story about my hair, or rather about how I'm bullied by everyone around me. You're probably imagining right now that I have floor-length braids that go in a two-meter plume-like Rapunzel, and you might think that this is all very romantic and beautiful, but I'll stop you right there. Because it's not like that at all, or rather... It's not like that at all...