We're still Scott-Free, but he is getting closer to returning. For now it's Luke and Govier. Luke went to North Carolina for a road trip last week. It sounds pretty trendy. Govier got a parking ticket in Detroit, but that's just the beginning of his problems. Detroit is a corrupt town. Are you surprised to read that? Mayor Mike Duggan is a scumbag of the lowest order. We ask the question you all are dying to know the answer to: did you use seek or scan when you strolled along the dial on terrestrial radio? Govier had a garbo rental car recently in Arizona and it was trash. Santa Claus has gotten a lot of love over the years, but Luke is baffled over the chimney thing and that Santa seems to ignore homeless people entirely. Have you heard Mother Theresa might have been a little worse of a person than you remember? Trump announced his run again after the mid-terms. He did it with a lack of enthusiasm that has some people concerned. Dr. Phil was on Joe Rogan's show talking about how Cheetos is the symbol of socialism and that's why the concept of a socialized society is a fraud. Also, have you considered that certain sentences reveal you have right-wing thoughts even if you didn't make the original connection? The Cheeto Depot is absolutely now and forever the official sponsor of the Is It Safe? Talk Show. Your emails are the finale for this episode. Emails came in from the original show stan Danny who misses Rodent Talk. Danny's email gets airtime and then Mr. Pink wonders about the lack of missing comedy bits about the bumbling adventures of President Joe Biden. We love you guys! We close the show with Born To Lose by The Bouncing Souls. If any of this nonsense inspires you for better or for worse, email the show at [email protected]