Have a good week? We don't want to know. This week on Ultrawhelmed, Taylor's hyperfixated on missing scientists and Kash Patel's sobriety status. Liz is looking to ruin someone's good time, and how would the Puritans react to Christmas?

So on a scale of roadkill to dumpster fire, how are we doing this week, fam?
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Mentioned in this episode:

What to know about the missing scientists alarming Congress
(https://www.axios.com/2026/04/23/missing-scientists-space-nuclear-congress-investigating)

Kash Patel Scandal Gets Worse With Confession of Drunken Arrests
(https://newrepublic.com/post/209501/kash-patel-arrest-peeing-public-drunk)

How to ADHD/  ⁨@HowtoADHD⁩ 

Carol Maguire, Friendship Skills for Neurodivergent Adults
(https://carolinemaguireauthor.com/book-bonuses/)

Demonstrators throw sex toys during Anti-ICE protest
(https://youtu.be/KCWq0KVxYq0?si=6OdNrjBkrRAZWgV4)