Brian shares his highly aggressive tax strategies, including imaginary dependents, an F-16 deduction, and an elaborate attempt to convince the IRS that Auschwitz had reopened. Jack then struggles through three increasingly grim obituary readings before revisiting Brian's rejected 1980s advertising campaigns for Cabbage Patch Kids, cocaine, Life Cereal, and the Rubik's Cube—including the unforgettable slogan, "Everyone Loves a Vegetable."