The internet can be a scary place - good thing we have the Third Men Podcast to be our buoy whilst we surf amongst the madness! But it's that madness that your humble co-hosts call down today in this week's first installment in a new ongoing series: EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER LEARNED. That's right, we're taking to the high seas of the world wide web and mixing all kinds of metaphors to find the wildest, the wackiest, the most out-of-left-field or otherwise thought-provoking questions from across the internet and daring to do the impossible: answer it all. Well, the few we found for this episode, anyway. Ever wonder just what the deal with Jack White's dad is anyway? Ever thought about whether or not Jack and Meg felt silly carrying on as "siblings" well into the Icky Thump era? If the Raconteurs and The White Stripes could exist again simultaneously...whom would open for who? We tackle all this and more in a new episode of conversation and contemplation -- plus third person Arielle Kaminski joins us to tell tales of a wild Pokey LaFarge and his solo tour in the steel mills of Pennsylvania. Plus one lucky co-hosts gets to hang with Radkey and spot wild fires. Will this episode be crazy? Yes. Will you love it? I'd say it's about a 70/30 shot. And i'll take those odds!