What do a chatbot running 911, a student suspended for having good WiFi, and a subscription app that charges you to cancel itself have in common?

They’re not bugs.
They’re features.

In this episode of This Is Fine Media, we explore three true stories where the system didn’t crash — it functioned exactly how someone designed it. From glitchy emergency tech and educational overreaction to predatory subscription logic, this is your weekly reminder that the real horror is just… using things the way you’re supposed to.

🔹 Story 1: 911, Now with Chatbot
🔹 Story 2: The Bandwidth Bandit
🔹 Story 3: Cancel the Cancel App

Sit back, stay grounded — or don’t.
This is fine.

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