As we all patiently wait for Stink to get his shit together, here is a quick monologue meant as a personal tribute to one of the all-time greatest guitar players, Eddie Van Halen. For those of you unfamiliar with my work, it could SOUND as if I'm making it all about me. Either way, Stink is gonna Stink. 

Be safe. Wear a mask. 

Don't take any shit from anybody. 

... more episodes coming. Maybe.