On this gloomy Monday we learn that the pollen in Austin may very well be evil, or at least not of this earthly plane. Matt discusses a story about an area of Austin that went without power this morning because pollen got wet and somehow caught on fire, damaging some power lines. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!? HOW CAN WET POLLEN CATCH FIRE IT MUST BE EVIL!! CLEARLY NONE OF US ON THE SHOW ARE SCIENTISTS, OR WE'D KNOW SOMETHING MORE ABOUT THIS! 

Anyway, we have more fun today like usual. Both Matt and CJ are back from different weddings they attended over the weekend, and they're excited to share stories of their adventures throughout the week. Today CJ discussed how he and his friends showed up to a wedding in Florida, and his crew ALL STOOD OUT as Austinites in an otherwise Floridian wedding. Hell yeah. Represent, baby. 

Matt's also excited about the idea of putting a urinal in his home, but CJ and Spenny aren't so fond of it. Who wants a urinal in their house anyway? Well, apparently 14% of men polled in America do. That's not a lot. Not a lot at all.

There's more. Just listen in, baby.

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