My Hijacked American Lie-fe

Ex Wife #1, Tessa Stevens, Crowned World's Most Disgusting Cunt For The Rest of Eternity....


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I am very proud of this title. I dont know if it conveys everything I despise about this Slunt (slut and Cunt....i made it up just for Terrible Tessa and Her Contagiously Corrupt and Corrosive Cunt. The next block of episodes will hopefully push her to the point of suicide. (Side note: that picture is accurate.... that it depicts the most horriffic vagina in the Muti-verse....does it belong to Tessa? Thats for you to quickly infer and then tell everyone you know what you just learned). Alex Trebek said it would be on Jeopardy once they could get approval from the FCC to say "The most disgusting POAB Cunt on the fucking planet and the known multi-verse and also, it's our first two part question, requiring two answers, he said I would never fuck that disgusting Cunt? " Who is Theresa Stevens and Satan" Oh even though that seems true, all of you failed. The correct response is "Who is Theresa The Terrible Stevens" and technically they are the same person. Remember to spay and nueter your animals and fuck you The Three Little Pigs and Turkey Bird). That may not make a lot of sense but I will explain later). Good night.
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad