My left leg is shaking faster than the second hand on the clock 5 feet away as it shakes the table. Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap.

What a lovely clock...tick-tock... and I can see New Zealand hanging out right at the 7:30 mark.

Have you ever notice how New Zealand always seems tossed off the coast of Australia like an afterthought? Have you ever had a second breakfast or “elevensies”?

Oh, yikes! There’s a large cobweb in a that corner, but what the heck is a cob? Sounds corny. I should look up ‘corny’ to see the origin of that word. Wonder if it really has anything to do with corn…? Maybe I should scroll Instagram for the latest viral art trend. ‘Market research’ for iCreateDaily….

This mundane pathway of nothing is leading me... nowhere.