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Episode 416: Exchange your “Buddy Bucks” for Nagios

05.26.2023 - By Software Defined Talk LLCPlay

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This week we discuss Private Equity buying New Relic and review the Gartner MQ for APM like no one else. Plus, some thoughts on yogurt, fruit and almonds…

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Runner-up Titles

How big are your almonds?

It’s under consideration

The Olympics of Monitoring

Putting Hats on Cats

Stanley Nickels for Monitoring

The 3 Fines

It’s just crazy enough [that] it might work

I was told the test was log management

IDC is the thin balogna

Rundown

New Relic is getting bought so let’s overanalyze the APM MQ

WSJ News Exclusive | Software Company New Relic in Talks to Be Sold

2022 Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ - For APM and Observability

IDC APM marketshare from 2021

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A Texas A&M-Commerce; Rodeo Instructor failed his entire class due to a basic misunderstanding of how "Chat GTP" works

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