Out of centrebacks? Goal drought? NO STIMMY?!?! In this, Liverpool's 15th (? we've lost count) this season, the attack looked dradful, the midfield inept, and the defense wasn't a defense. But the shambolic club in cataclysmic disarray are *checks notes* still top until Manchester United play. Meh.

00:00 How Could You, Danny Boy?

01:20 Shouts To Southampton Or Liverpool *Bleep*?

07:08 99 Personnel Problems?

14:43 Miscellanies: Fix The Fixtures!

17:17 ZOOMing Into Your Ears!

18:10 Was Southampton A (Centre) Setback?

27:55 Trent Awful Again?

37:33 Someone Shoot Your Shot!

41:58 Banter FC 1, Liverpool 0

44:25 We "Fix" Liverpool? Lol.

55:50 RIP Gerry Marsden

"You'll Never Walk Alone" is by Gerry And The Pacemakers, audio and video footage courtesy of Vijay Kagami.