Hey — welcome to our very first video episode. Expect technical hiccups and low production values — we’re still figuring it out. I’m Quindogg and these are my brothers Captain Wetbeard and Kebevan; we don’t know much about the Bible but we’re here to read, react, and laugh our way through it.

In this episode we recap Genesis and jump into Exodus 1–3: Pharaoh’s nasty plan, baby Moses in a basket, murder, exile to Midian, and the iconic burning bush moment. It’s messy, honest, and surprisingly entertaining — like a chat with mates who have no filter. Stick around, shout at us, and enjoy the ride.