This week after our hero sustains a massive head trauma, we follow him and his fever dream out of the comforting depths of Midian and back into the stinking "civilized" bowels of Memphis. We disavow the indoctrination of children, and charge the god of the bible with using evil to glorify himself.

Other books to read instead of the bible:

Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein

The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson

The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera

Anything by Anne Rice