It's the first week of The Matchelor and Bach Signal is getting theoretical. Inspired by Victoria's performance, we discuss possible plays that a Bachelor contestant can make when she realizes that she's not the hottest girl on the show and how the women in the house could use Survivor-style alliances. Then, Kate screams about Franco Lacosta being the only gay man in Bachelor Nation and Dillon presents his unified theory of really tv queens (ft. Jen Shah, of course).

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