Welcome to The DORK Side, where the only thing we swipe right on is the truth. I’m Kevin Jackson, and I’m old enough to remember getting on the internet with that 28.8K dial-up modem that took three days to download a pixelated photo of Pamela Anderson.

Today’s show is about dating. But we’re not starting with apps. We’re going back. Back to a time when “swiping” was something you did to a fly with a newspaper, and a “profile” was just a horrifying yearbook photo that your mom bought 27 copies of to mail to relatives you’d never met.

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