LinkedIn is sick. The feed is packed with polished, predictable AI posts. Readers scroll faster and assume you are faking it. Where do you lose them?

This episode exposes the seven phrases that scream “AI wrote this.” We read each one out loud. Then we swap it for a line you would put your name on, with a real point and a real cost.

You get language that pulls replies again. You get fewer “nice post” comments and more “tell me more” messages. What phrase from your last post would you delete first?