The Ed the Duck and Andy Peters of dad chat return. This week, Dan and Jim are tackling launching a stand-up career in midlife—comedy gold or just a midlife crisis, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles—do they still eat pizza, or is it all oat milk and mortgages now? DIY nunchucks & throwing stars—because what could possibly go wrong? Football hooligans and teenage cults—two very different ways to spend your youth. Wife swapping—accidental key party or just borrowing each other’s partners for the school run? Why does singer-songwriter Richard Hawley hate Jim? Should we all be mad at Jim, too? All this, plus music from Squeeze, Lauryn Hill, Roy Ayers, and Wilson Phillips.