Anna and Lucy treat getting pregnant like a full-time production schedule: temperature checks, topless spray tans, pineapple service from Ben, and matching negative tests that somehow become emotional couple’s therapy. Patrix heads out on a date with Hojo, who mistakes bragging about bad decisions and avoiding jail for charm, proving once again that smelling good can only take you so far. Jess, Christina, and the exes bring years of resentment to a pumpkin patch, where hugs, accusations, and emotional whiplash are served alongside pizza. Meanwhile, Brooke inserts herself so deeply into Baylee and Briar’s premarital counseling that Briar has to clarify he plans to marry Baylee—not Baylee and Brooke. Boundaries were suggested, rejected, and personally offended everyone.