Arsenal made the North London Derby look way too EZE after Eberechi dropped a derby hat-trick like it was a training session. Spurs, defended deep, tried to press, tried to build, tried to vibe… but Arsenal said “not today.” We break down Eze turning into a Prime Zidane impersonator, Chelsea finally acting serious, Liverpool collapsing at home, Newcastle humbling City, Madrid stumbling and Barcelona celebrating their Camp Nou return with a demolition job. Pure chaos, pure laughs, pure football — Five Aside style.