Sup Y'all, welcome to season 4 of 3AM Thoughts!!! To kick off this new season, I'll be introducing this season's theme, FACTS! No BS, no lies, all straight up completely truthful...."facts"!!! Today I tell you "facts" about my traumatic experience with a couple of lesbian hackers that nearly ruined my life, and later "facts" about the most obese security guard with a little surprise.