'Twas right before Christmas and all through the Failurepiece virtual meeting space on Discord, nothing was creeping, not even a devious Nazi spy hiding amongst the Hollywood elite of 1938. That's because this week we're shining a rocket-powered light on Joe Johnston's The Rocketeer-A film that threads so many needles successfully that its lack of success makes no sense at all. Let's find out if it's a failurepiece together, shall we? (Oh, it is)