Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week with Las Vegas reopening their casinos, tech billionaires trying to boost Joe Biden’s standing in the Presidential race, Texas sends its students back to elementary schools, the Minneapolis police officers responsible for George Floyd’s death are still not charged, the DOW is back up to 25,000, a 103 year old coronavirus survivor celebrates by drinking a Bud Light, China drafts a sovereign immunity bill to fight global Coronavirus lawsuits, and former Pelosi aides register as coronavirus lobbyists.