POV: You side-eye an old sailor doll and now your car won’t start, your phone’s haunted, and your cat won’t look at you. 💀

This week on Fake or Freaky, we’re diving into the literal nightmare fuel that is Robert the Doll—Key West’s most cursed little man. Was he hexed by a servant? Possessed by a salty ghost? Or is he just Florida’s crankiest antique?

We’re talking paranormal pettiness, haunted hate mail, and the reason you should always say “sorry” to your toys. Our ghost mascot is NOT okay. 👻

Tag us if Robert doesn’t curse you:

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Smash play, grab a sage stick, and decide: is it fake… or freaky? 😈