Jessica and Chad talk about their loves of autumn while pretending it already is autumn. They each discuss "Top 5" lists about their favorite autumnal occurrences. Jessica receives the first gift of autumn. Chad starts a fire, reads a poem, and is a terrible host to Jeff Tweedy.

The poem Chad reads is called "Autumn" by Grace Paley. It can be found here:
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48222/autumn-56d22948808b5