Brooke and Katie can't wait for Christmas and celebrate by  complaining! Brooke recounts the ongoing saga of her Louis Vuitton packages being stolen, and Katie discusses her tendency to fall for gay men.  We talk about BTS' Instagram activity including unpacking the rumors that Namjoon *ALLEGEDLY*posted his boyfriend. We also give our review of And Just Like That and all of its woke clownery, and ruveal what we hope Santa brings us this year.