"The story of King Scott, his impromptu ascension to the throne of a bankrupt school, and the grieving widower who helped him be murdered."

What kind of school has a king with a throne? Why does he want to be murdered? Is it the king or the widower falling under a passionate spell? Returning guest Randy Kirkpatrick is here to help us work it out! You can find him on Twitter at @r_w_kirkpatrick (for now, anyway!).