In lieu of a traditional Zone of Truth, we give you something brand new: Falnix Fables!

Host Calabard the Bard and his guests discuss the latest issue of “Falnix Fables,” live from the Purple Turtle Tavern! (Two drink minimum)

Featured guests/veteran adventurers:

Kimmantha the Barbarian,

Divine the Cleric,

Hexis the Warlock, and

Camel the Druid.

*Falnix Fables is a work of fiction set in an Alternate Dimension. Any similarities between the characters within and actual individuals should be considered coincidence. However, if you or a loved one have somehow traveled to or from that story/dimension via ancient curse, Wild Magic surge, angering Hexis the Warlock, etc., then we would like to hear from you!