We’re starting this episode by humiliating ourselves on purpose. From accidentally pinching a stranger’s butt, to pulling our own hair out with a drill (don’t ask), to falling through a broken beach chair and getting absolutely taken out in public — these are the embarrassing moments that still randomly replay in our heads for no reason.

Once we get that off our chests, we move straight into the wildest rumors ever made up about us. Cheating accusations, fake identities, pretending to be gay in high school — the stories people confidently told about us that were completely untrue but somehow believable.

It’s messy, it’s unfiltered, it’s funny, and it’s very “why are we admitting this out loud?” If you’ve ever been publicly embarrassed and privately misjudged, this episode will make you feel way less alone.