In the left corner, coming in at 5'8" 170lbs, the scourge of China, progenitor of 1/3 of the human race and lover of ... Christian Gospel Music? Ghenghis Khan! And in the right corner, a group of ragtag, moronic B list heroes led by the harbinger of Chaos, 5'9" and 130lb soaking wet ... Kaos Overclock! In a battle of mecha ostriches and screaming Mongol soldiers, who will get the K.O? Join us NOW for the conclusion of the China 1227AD MONGULMANIA!!!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss