Join us as we attempt to rescue the world's greatest heroine from ... a bunch of French dudes? Surely there is more to it than that, right, right, we need to save Joan of Arc all while attempting to pull off our possibly ill-advised mutiny of Captain Vik Connor. Are we time-traveling superheroes, or are we just prisoners with delusions of grandeur performing an attempted kidnapping of a 13-year-old, displaced historical figure? Only one way to find out! Join us now!! Welcome to the FAM.

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss