The women are still trapped in an Irish castle, as the episode begins with yet another establishing shot we like to call “Jackie’s bukkake.” Claire, an Irish rose and honorary housewife, smells a rat … or is it a hussy? We discover Marge is an expert cock handler and Jenn Ayden is an outsider artist. Peter the farmhand pushes the girls into a bog, but luckily Jenn Fesler sacrifices a chicken to set them free. Back in Jersey the husbands are “seeing snakes” after being physically drugged by Frankie’s poison kiss (cue Donna Summer's "I Feel Love"). The new girls try to stir up drama at dinner but Marge stops them by setting the castle ablaze* (Note to Teresa : that was a “metaphor.”) Will the wives bring home a new strain of E.coli from the farm in Ireland? Stay tuned to find out on Shrimp Cocktail!

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