Brian Peikin, fitness industry extraordinaire, mullet-sporter, and my brother and I drink dirty Tito's martinis garnished with pepper and chat having a sick parent in your twenties and thirties. I did say I would talk about the horrifying.

MARTINI RECIPE: Measure out Tito's and olive juice in martini glass via sight (I'm serious!). Put in shaker with ice, put pepper to taste, shake it up and serve.

BRIAN'S FAVORITE PLACE TO GET A DRINK: Sag Harbor, NY

P.S. Our mother is suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's. Please consider donating to the Alzheimer's Association to find a cure for this disease.