Family Fun Force Podcast

The factory must grow! Matt and Jess get hired by Ficsit inc. and must work hard to be worthy employees in the game Satisfactory. Matt builds stuff and Jess antagonizes the local fauna. You too can experience all the wonderful opportunities when you join Ficsit inc. Work hard to prove you are a valuable employee!

HONK! Snap! Sorry, we needed a picture but you looked bored. Now you looked scared and this picture is so much better! Please don't be mad. Join Matt and Jess as we discuss the photo adventure game TOEM, how to pronounce it and how a black and white game about candid photography can become an experience.

Matt and Jess explore the wonderfully jelly filled world of Wobbly Life. We wobble, we weeble, we fall down, alot. We also get jobs and make our grandmothers proud by buying a house.

Embrace the chaos of the kitchen as Jess and Matt do their best to keep their restaraunt afloat in PlateUp! Prep, cook, serve and clean before the customers get upset and shut you down for good. Don't forget, the microwave is the most dangerous kitchen appliance. 

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Have you ever stared up at the dying sky above while you roast a marshmallow next to an alien in a spacesuit playing a banjo? Did you gaze into their visor and see the reflection of a supernova as you felt the heat and radiation begin to tear time and space around you? Afterwards, did you wake up next to a different fire with a different alien, peacefully unawares to the trauma you just endured? If you answered no to all of these questions then good, we are not living in the game Outer Wilds. That would be terrifying. 

Join Matt and Jess as they try to parse they cryptic wonder of the unique experience that is Outer Wilds.

Your father left over a week ago, and a tiny fairy is claiming if you don't work for her she'll reposess your house! What's a girl to do? Harness the power of capitalism, hire an army to conquer the dungeon, buy cheap cake, sell it like it's expensive cake. Repeat until you can pay off the fairy and get your house back! Join Matt and Jess as they try their best to buy low, sell high and save their house in Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale.

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Dodge, duck, dip and dive all while transforming between squids, octo's and kids! Splatoon 3 brings the heat with massive amounts of ink. Can Matt and Jess take this much heat, or will they wind up as Surf and Turf? Also I say Callie is back, but Marie is truly best squid.

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It's Monday, and you hate mondays. Wait, sorry wrong cat. You get to play as a cat. I'm sure this cat would love to eat lasagna. Instead you spend most of your time trying not to get eaten. Join Matt and Jess as we uncover the truth behind the cyberpunk dystopian wasteland that is the game, Stray.

Welcome to the Far Far Range! As you can see, this land is populated by adorable little creatures called slimes. It's your job to collect their poop and sell it to unsuspecting people. Or you can listen to Matt and Jess talk about their time doing exactly that. Also there are apparently jetpacks in the game, but Matt had no idea until the day before recording.

There are no penalty cards on this soccer field! Join Jess and Matt as we kick, tackle, shove, throw bananas and even seduce the opposing team in Mario Strikers: Battle League. Yes I said seduce, the Hyper Strikes get wierd.

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