Today’s episode is Fantasy Explained Badly, On Purpose, which means if you’re here for accurate lore, detailed worldbuilding, or correct pronunciations… this is your cue to leave.

We’re talking dragons, dystopias, cursed objects, space revolutions, and at least one sentient cat — all explained the way fantasy books feel when you skim three chapters, miss a name, and somehow still get emotionally wrecked.

So grab your emotional support weapon, lower your expectations, and please do not fact-check us.