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Fantasy Fantasy Draft: Legion of Doom

Banded together from across the sober-verse, 2 of the dumbest friends drink beer to fantasy fantasy draft the greatest of animated villains of all time: The Legion of Doom! Drag your blanket to the living room floor with your favorite cold sixer and listen to KMac and Yek bring back all the Saturday Morning Vibes! Also, lots and lots of Riddler hate. 

Rules: 

Only Legion of Doom Members from 1978 Challenge of the Superfriends

7 Members Each; 1 LoD Scheme  (But there are only 13 LoD members! Luthor says quiet you pitiful no fan)

Rounds: Skippy Snake

KMac won the Batman: Death in the Family TPB. (It always comes up tails for Jason Todd)

Results:

KMac:

• Lex Luthor: I got a gavel so shut up and follow parliamentary procedures.
• Gorilla Grodd: Luthor wastes my intellect on keeping these dumb human minutes. 
• Sinestro: Yellow trumps Green, Bitchz. 
• Captain Cold: Rolling 3-head deep with his Venusian homeys. 
• Black Manta: Whitey cannot take away my undersea rights.
• Scarerow: Just here to scare kids eating Fruit Loops. 
• Riddler: This scheme is great, but way better when I mess it up with clues. 

Scheme - Conquerors of the Future – The Superfriends cannot catch the LoD in the future unless that @$$hole Riddler leaves clues to find them. F’you, replacement Joker!

 Yek: 

• Solomon Grundy: Solmon Grundy tired of out of order chatter. Solomon Grundy says read By Laws!
• Bizarro: Me think bad being unpicked. 
• Braniac: Who likes short, shorts, Braniac likes short, shorts.
• Cheetah: I’m Purrfect in my animal prints. 
• Toyman: And, I scare kids while they eat cheerios. 
• Giganta: Red sexy goes to big red sexy in animal prints. 
• Dr. Natas(z?): Nox-ium going to forget I was a member of the LoD.

Scheme - The Swamp of Living Dead – The LoD now has the power to command the dead and F’ it up when LL trys to double cross Satan. Dumb@$$!

KMac: Free Drive, Coppertail Brewing Co, Tampa, FL
Style: IPA, 5.9% ABV
Rating: Double Doom: Dives like Black Manta, Beats Green ass like Sinestro!

Yek: Trial by Wombat, Thin Man Brewery, Buffalo, NY
Style: DIPA,  7% ABV.
Rating: Giganta: Long, Leggy, and Smooth in Animal Prints!

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