Allison and Katie discuss the impending doom of the CATS remake and rant briefly about the inanity of peak white women Alyssa Milano and Scarlett Johannson. Then they inexplicably decide to eat a TON OF FRIED FOOD to review the Fast Food industry. They contemplate hard-hitting existential questions like: Whatever happened to the Cajun McChicken? Why would anyone order a gordita when chalupas exist? Why are we still wearing pants?