In this episode: Fun with sounds, New Janky Intro, who has the better fan song; Bengals or Rams? Tom Brady retires, Jackass is back! Beer Mug wants a Steve-O Tattoo, Fast Stories about Fast Food: The McPlant Burger and McDonald's Menu Hacks, and your JANK LINE calls!!
 
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Episode 73: Fast Stories about Jank Line Sportsball

A couple of friends take a look at what‘s going on in the world in a janky way.

Comedy

In this exacerbating episode: Former Associate Producer Christine joins to co-host once again. We review The Beekeeper. The Razzies are announced. Would You Try This? Grilled Ice Cubes, Olive Oil on Ice Cream, Alcohol-free White Claws, and a Korean Foot Massage. Spirit Airlines agent is fired for putting a kid on the wrong flight. The US is not ready for Aliens. Oscar Mayer is looking for Wienermobile drivers and more!!
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Episode 133:  Would You Try This Jank?

In this episode: We survived a Hurricane. Dave’s extremely busy week. Western be wild’n. Bad Newz: 8-year-old’s Lemonade stand is robbed, A Chicago news team is robbed at gunpoint, and a Texas National Guardsman shoots a man over the border. Watch out for those edibles and more!!
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Episode 132:  Twas A Long Shitty Janky Week

In this episode: Dave goes to see Paramore. Barbenheimer has a HUGE opening (ding). Britney Spears has a “new” song. WTF Newz? Meth was found in a Florida restaurant, Trader Joe’s has rocks in their cookies, a Burger King employee was arrested for serving garbage fries, Burger King Thailand has some crazy burgers, and Plastic Surgeon live streams procedures. Ryan Reynolds is bringing ALF back! How to live 24 years longer, and more!!
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Episode 131:  Jankenheimer

In this episode: Squish member Dr.Rachel co-host. We discuss Top Golf, bogus restaurant service charges, Father's Day, the Oceangate tragedy, and the Titanic infatuation. Plus Fast Stories about Fast Food: The Panda Express Orange Chicken Sandwich, The Grimace Birthday Meal at McDonald’s, Oysters can kill you, and Bakers’ importance to fast food. Would You Eat It? Lab-grown chicken. Touching people is good for you and more!!
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Episode 130: Squish Janksta Dr. Rachel gets Janky

In this episode: New Patreon tiers, Zoos are cool, What’s Bugging Me at the Moment (The Kardashians and Lil Wayne), WTF? Newz:  Body found in an Arby’s freezer, Horses co-owner is killing cats, Orcas are sinking boats, Top 5 EDC Memories, and more!!
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Episode 73: Fast Stories about Jank Line Sportsball

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