EP134 (2 Samuel 5-6) Fat Lives Matter The prodigal host Simeon Campbell returns. Caleb has a new business venture. Kyle joins the boys in Solidarity. In Bible times, Ish Boseth, the last obstruction to David taking the entire kingdom of Israel, has been murdered. David declares war on the Jebusites, takes the city of Jerusalem and names it after himself. The next order of business is to get the ark of the covenant over there, so he holds a parade. The ark nearly trips and falls but Uzzah saves the day by steadying the cart. For this god kills him. Then king David hosts Israel’s biggest dance party. His wife is pissed at his half naked dance moves. David becomes even more undignified than this… Some would say its foolishness!