We welcome everyone to the annual shareholder’s meeting of How Bout That, Inc. We’re the world’s foremost manufacturer of coincidences, strokes of luck, both good and bad, and this past year the senior management team has implemented a strategic roadmap to grow our market share via mergers into precognitive dreams and hunches, as well as uniformed purveyors of divine intervention.

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