Week 158! This week on Deaf Dialogue:

• Dave becomes legally ordained in Florida in under 10 seconds.

• An Australian Shepherd absolutely loses his mind.

• LASIK turns out to be 20 seconds per eye and way more expensive than expected.

• And somehow we end up debating Amazon, marriage licenses, and vibrating dog collars.

We talk:

• Training collars vs chaos

• The surprisingly simple process of getting ordained

• Performing a wedding in Spain (but legally in Florida)

• LASIK jealousy and adult eyesight decline

• Whether Prime shipping is even worth it anymore

From barking dogs to “Father Dave,” it’s another completely normal week. Enjoy!