I DID NOT GET THE FATHER I ORDERED.  I ORDERED JIMMY STEWART - IN AN OXFORD SHIRT AND KHAKIS.  I ORDERED HENRY FONDA IN A DOUBLE BREASTED SUIT.  I ORDERED CARY GRANT IN ANYTHING AT ALL.

INSTEAD, THEY SENT ME TO MY FATHER JIM.  I TRIED TO TELL THEM THERE'D BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.  I PRAYED FOR THEM TO TAKE HIM BACK.  I OFFERED TO EXCHANGE HIM FOR A DIFFERENT MODEL. 

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